You just popped in the Kanye West
Get right for the summer workout tape
And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly
you might bear to pull you a rapper, a NBA player
Man, at least a dude wit a car
So first of all we gon work on the stomach
Nobody wants a little tight ass!
1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and
Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this
Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave
Dont drop the blunt and disrespect the weed
Pick up your son and dont disrespect your seed
Its a party tonight and ooh shes so excited
Tell me whos invited: you, your friends and my dick
Whats scary to me is Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me
So excuse me miss, I forgot your name
Thank you, God bless you, good night I came..
I came...
I came..
Its been a week without me
and she feel weak without me
She wanna talk it out but
Aint nothin to talk about
Lest, she talkin about freakin out
then maybe we can work it out
Work it out (Come on)
Work it out now
Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)
Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette
My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista said get it wet
Ooh girl your breath is HARSH
Cover your mouth up like you got SARS
Off them tracks yea I bought them cars
Still killa a nigga on 16 bars
We aint sweatin to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat
Maybe one day girl we can bone
so you can brag to all your homies now
But I still mess with a big girl if you aint fit girl Ill hit girl
1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz
Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8
All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates
You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating
Hustlers, gangstas, all us, ballas
Its been a week without me
and she feel weak without me
She wanna talk it out but
Aint nothin to talk about
Lest, she talkin about freakin out
then maybe we can work it out
Work it out (Come on)
Work it out now
Maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on)
Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to
Kanyes workout plan. I was able to pull a NBA player
and like now I shop every day on Rodeo drive
I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo!
My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say
that ever since listenin to Kanyes workout tape
I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13s
put up in my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun
And whats most importantly is that I aint gotta fuck Ray Rays
broke ass no mo
(Work it mo juge it mo pump it mo, Chi-town mo lets go mo)
My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama
and I just want to say since listenin to Kanyes workout tape
I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane
Thanks to Kanyes workout plan
Im the envy of all my friends
See I pulled me a baller man (yeah)
And I dont gotta work at the mall again
(Lemme break ya wit a piece of)
My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!)
I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah)
(Its that old Michael Jackson shit)
Thats right put in work, move your ass, go wizzerk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve
Its Kanyes workout plan
I said its Kanyes workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen)
Its Kanyes workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want yall to clap like this)
Thats right put in work
Move your ass, go wizzerk
Eat your salad, no dessert
Get that man you deserve (Stop!)
Its Kanyes workout plan (Ok bring)
I said its Kanyes workout plan (I know yall aint tired)
Its Kanyes workout plan (But I hope not, cuz on this one I need ya)
His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok? double time)
Thats right put in work (Woo!)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (Ow!
Eat your salad, no dessert (Ugh!)
Get that man you deserve
Thats right put in work (Put in work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert)
Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh)
Thats right put in work (Thats right put in work)
Move your ass, go wizzerk (Go wizzerk)
Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert)
Get that man you deserve (Woo!)
(Okay, okay, okay, thats, thatd be good)
(I appreciate your time)
I want to see you work out for me
Woah yeah
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